So, I am thinking of listing something on Ebay and need opinions. My listing will probably start with this picture below, taken earlier today:
The listing would read: Cute, Adorable, Cuddly, Toddler who always minds and never gets into trouble. I will then talk about his love of cars, cuddles, his beautiful blue eyes and kissable cheeks. I will not include this picture:
This was taken this morning after I came out from my room to find that Tyson had taken the full bag of Pirate Booty (they are like Cheetos, but healthier) and dumped it out all over my kitchen floor. I will also not mention anything about how much fun he had dancing in it and reducing it to a fine dust all over my kitchen floor. I may mention how cute he looks when he dances, but I will not post the picture of him in action as displayed below.

I will then talk about his love of animals, but I won't mention how he loves to play with our bird so much that he pushed the cage off the desk today so it broke open. He always wants to play with Bella. Nor will I talk about how his idea of playing with Bella is pulling her feathers out. I do not know for sure that he pulled out the feathers, but when I came downstairs today, the cage was broken on the floor with food and cage liner everywhere, and there was a clump of 8 tail feathers in a pile on the floor. I am pretty sure tail feathers dont fall out in clumps, so using my skills of deduction, I have come to the conclusions that they were pulled out. Poor Bella. There were down feathers all over the room. This picture, also, will not be posted.

I will then talk about his love of animals, but I won't mention how he loves to play with our bird so much that he pushed the cage off the desk today so it broke open. He always wants to play with Bella. Nor will I talk about how his idea of playing with Bella is pulling her feathers out. I do not know for sure that he pulled out the feathers, but when I came downstairs today, the cage was broken on the floor with food and cage liner everywhere, and there was a clump of 8 tail feathers in a pile on the floor. I am pretty sure tail feathers dont fall out in clumps, so using my skills of deduction, I have come to the conclusions that they were pulled out. Poor Bella. There were down feathers all over the room. This picture, also, will not be posted.
The picture above was taken after I had already put the cage back together and taken care of my poor, traumatized bird. Dont worry, a bath was given to Tyce as soon as this picture was snapped. This little man love animals so much, he also went to the gerbil's cage and dumped out their food and pulled out the wood chips today. I was too tired to take anymore pictures.
I am not sure if you noticed, but on all these pictures, I mentioned they were all taken today! Yes, it has been a very long day. So I am going to hold off on my ebay listing until tomorrow in hopes that I will change my mind.
After all of this mornings mishaps, I dressed Tyson up and combed his hair, in an attempt to make him look sweet and innocent so I wouldn't see the little devil horns I see every time I look at him. It didn't work. Despite it all, I do love this little kid and I would not trade him for anything in this entire world!
One more fun little incident of the day, when Caden came home from school, he came running to the car and I noticed a little boy he had invited to his birthday party running up behind him. The problem is, this little boy lives FAR away. I know because I had to drive him home from the party and it took an hour. It seems Caden had talked the little boy (Richie) into riding the bus home with him because they wanted to play together. Neither mom had been consulted in the matter. I ran home and started digging through the trash trying to find his mom's number ( I had chucked it yesterday). Finally I had to call and get the # from his teacher. It was such a fun drive taking Richie home and listening to Caden crying because I grounded him from games and telling me he wants a new mom! Today has been awesome!
Maybe I will be listing two "items" on ebay.



